Dear Internet Marketing Guru,

I want you to help me.

I will double your fee. Name it, I'll double it.

My name is Kevin Craig. Here's the kind of Internet Marketing Guru I'm looking for:

  1. You must have a gut-level agreement with my political philosophy.

    1. You don't have to agree with every detail;

    2. You just have to want me to succeed in getting my ideas out to a large audience. In some sense I want a "fan." If you like my idea so much that you're willing to help me without charge, you're the one I'm willing to pay double your normal rate.

    3. Here is my philosophy in a nutshell: "Liberty Under God."

    4. You can get an introduction to my philosophy here: www.LibertyUnderGod.com  More here.

  2. By the first Tuesday in March, 2010, I want to build a list of 10,000 people in Southwest Missouri who can say, "Yes, I agree with the idea of 'Liberty Under God.'" Like-minded people outside of SW Missouri are, of course, desirable as well, but I want to be taught how to use the Internet to target a geographic locality, something I haven't seen done.

  3. You must be willing to allow me to defer payment of your fee until after my product starts selling.

    1. Your willingness to do this must come from the "gut-level agreement" in #1 above, and your desire to promote it.

    2. America's Founding Fathers were willing to risk "our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor" to promote "Liberty Under God." I've sacrificed tens of thousands of dollars for this cause. You must be willing to risk something as well. In this case, it's the interest you could earn on your fee until I start making money on the Internet.

    3. Keep reading and I think I can convince you that I have a marketable product and I'm the man to market it successfully -- with your expertise and mentoring.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I passed the California Bar Exam. I've been told California's is the toughest Bar Exam in the world.

Although I passed the California Bar Exam, I was denied a license to practice law because my allegiance to God is greater than my allegiance to the government. My final brief before the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco was written by three well-known professors of Constitutional Law and a former California Supreme Court Justice. Details here: http://i.am/not-a-lawyer. (You may remember the Ninth Circuit's decision a couple of years ago to prohibit school children from saying the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.)

After passing the Bar Exam I began using my skills to help the homeless. I rented a 12-room house in a bad part of town and invited the homeless to stay in the extra rooms. I helped them get jobs, get off drugs, and fed thousands of people as a way of getting to know them and deciding who would make a good candidate for my program. For nearly ten years I obtained discarded food from grocery stores, hospitals, restaurants, and other charitable organizations. On a budget of about $40,000/yr (no tax dollars) and some dedicated volunteers, we served more people than government institutions with budgets 10-100 times as large. And during this time I took no salary. I was part of a radical anti-communist movement that began during the Great Depression.

I formed my own non-profit organization called "Vine & Fig Tree." The name comes from the Old Testament Prophet Micah, who told of a day when we beat our "swords into plowshares" and everyone dwells safely "under his own vine and fig tree." America's Founding Fathers quoted this prophecy many times during the early years of America. In my spare time while working with the homeless, I wrote about this idea and created nearly 2,000 web pages using AOL screen names from people I knew who weren't using the webspace that came with their account. If you do a Google search for "Vine & Fig Tree," my non-profit organization will come up first.

There's no vision like this on the web. Whether you're a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, or anything else, on my web pages you will find things you agree with, things you disagree with, but always things that challenge your thinking. Well-written. Intelligent. Documented. There is an untapped market for these ideas. Here's a couple of emails I've received:

Subj: Great Stuff!
Date: 11/11/00 4:27:36 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: jerry.leonard999@yahoo.com (Jerry Leonard)
To: KEVIN.4VFT@aol.com

Hi Kevin

Tori told me about your web page months ago and I have been soaking it up ever since. It is the most awesome thing I've seen out there... and I had access to the web well before the public ever heard of it!


Subj: Excellent! 
Date: 3/3/2002 6:35:21 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: zae.lunas@excite.com
To: VFTinc@aol.com
Sent from the Internet

I just wanted to comment that this site is of incredibly quality. I find its intrinsic message to be "right on target." Your unique analysis provides amazing clarity on what I've been searching for. I really think the Vine & Fig Tree paradigm is truly the cure to this world's ills. I will start today implementing the Biblical virtues espoused on your site, and will try to become more active in uplifting the Community instead of attending a dead, obligatory Sunday-morning service. I wish you well and may you continue to serve God forever.

"Believe! Achieve!!" -Zaelunas Nightsky

I do not have one single penny in my bank account. I do not have one penny in any retirement fund. I have no social security benefits coming to me. This is why I'm asking you to defer collection of your fee until I earn it through the marketing machinery you'll tell me how to create.

I am now doing two things.

  1. I am preparing an online Bible study course.

    1. I have been testing this course for a few years at a school called "Future Men" (again, on a "pro bono" basis).

    2. This school takes troubled teens and tries to help them become successful adults.

    3. I believe there is a great niche market for this Bible Study course among teens and adults of all ages.

    4. I will raise money through this online class to pay your fee.

    5. I estimate a subscription price of $9.95/mo is not unreasonable.

    6. I'm also re-packaging it as a high-priced coaching program (more than $97/mo).

  2. I am running for Congress

    1. It's a strictly educational venture.

    2. I have run 3 times against a Congressman who has been called one of the 13 most corrupt Representatives in Congress:   http://www.beyonddelay.org/summaries/blunt.php

    3. He raised millions of dollars for his campaign war chest.

    4. I am not accepting any contributions from anyone.

    5. I believe a remarkably effective campaign can be waged on the Internet at near-zero cost.

    6. I have been on radio, television, and love speaking in front of large audiences in townhalls and candidate forums.

    7. I will not win. The incumbent won the last election with nearly 80% of the vote. People don't care. Incumbents always win.

    8. But I will wake people up. More people will care. Many people are hungry for this message.

    9. This is the fifth time I have run for office. I will campaign till I die. In 2006, the Republican incumbent lost 50,000 votes over 2004; the Democrats lost 12,000 votes. I dramatically increased my votes with no funding, increasing my percent of votes ten-fold.

    10. A Google search for "Kevin Craig" pulls me up at Number One: www.KevinCraig.US

    11. Check this webpage, please: http://July4th1776.org

Once again, you can read more about my vision at my website: www.LibertyUnderGod.com, or:
www.VFTonline.com

Your future ability to make money on the Internet depends upon the success of the idea of "Liberty Under God." Our nation is rapidly moving away from free-market capitalism and toward socialism, which always impoverishes a nation by destroying the people's liberties.

Do you care about the future?

Or are you just using your internet marketing skills for the present?

We all need to invest a little in our future, sacrifice a little, like America's Founding Fathers did, and pledge something for the cause of "Liberty Under God."

The Federal Government has made promises to voters totaling  $90 Trillion more than it has. Trillion with a "T". There are going to be tough times in your future if a voice of sanity is not heard.

Do all the research you want, and you will confirm that I am an honest and trustworthy person. You will get paid. I will pay you before I pay myself. I'm a wanna-be policy wonk, not a webmaster. I need mentoring on setting up the internet infrastructure necessary to market the idea of "Liberty Under God." I can't pay you until the structure is set up and the money is coming in. But I will be happy to pay you — happy because that will mean I'm getting subscriptions and the word is getting out.

Here's what I would like to receive from the Internet Marketing Guru who reads this webpage and is interested in risking something for "Liberty Under God."

  1. Step-by-step directions.

    1. I know a little about marketing, and about creating websites. I can follow your directions. I won't sit on your advice. I will take action.

    2. Send the first ten steps, and I'll let you know what I understand or don't understand

    3. This will let you know what kind of detail is needed from you.

    4. I already work 12 hours a day on various projects for "Vine & Fig Tree." I'm committed to using that time to follow your step-by-step instructions. You will be surprised at how quickly and efficiently I complete your assignments.

  2. Answer one email per week from me after the initial email described in 1(b) above. More if you're willing. I'm not going to need to bug you that much.

  3. Repeat this weekly process until I have enough money coming in to pay your fee.

I appreciate the fact that you've taken the time to read this far. I hope you're interested and would like more details.

Let's talk. Please Write or Call:

Kevin Craig
P.O. Box 179
Powersite, MO 65731
417.334.8927
guru@KevinCraig.us

Thank you very much for reading this web page.